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Click here to download the catalog as a PDF file. To view this site you need Adobe Flash Player and your browser must allow javaScripts. Go here to get the latest Flash Player. PRESORTED FIRST-CLASS MAIL SAN DIEGO CA PERMIT NO 3013 U.S. POSTAGE PAID inside this issue: • FMG Offers Free NRA Memberships • Showcasing 2009 New Products • FMG Promotes Key Players • NEW Look Industry Wire Published by: FMG Publications 12345 World Trade Dr. San Diego, CA 92128 (800) 537-3006 • FAX (858) 605-0247 Email: info@fmgnews.com ® ® ® Printed on recycled paper They’re Coming November 4! Be Very Afraid! Ya notice how quiet it is on the AntiGun Front? There’s hardly a hint of gun control, especially as we get closer to the November elections. But just wait. If the anti-gun candidate of choice gets elected president (I wonder who that would be?) the anti-gunners will unleash the Dogs of Vengeance. Whoa! Kinda scary, huh? Well it is. Even this tidbit from our police blotter archives will make headlines, with the anti-gun movement running through the streets screaming for new federal laws. Harrisburg, Pa., police report the arrest of an 18-year-old woman who committed an armed robbery of a convenience store, threatening victims with an ice cream scoop. Noooooo! Not that! Even worse, Sister Sinister, it turns out, was free on bail, awaiting trial for robbing a neighbor while armed with a putty knife. Noooooo! Not that! First, the anti-gun movement will write a 1,000-page report documenting the dangers of ice cream scoops: no external safety, no child-safe lock, no highcapacity limiter, etc. The report will be filled with charts and graphs and interviews with “victims.” Then there will be an investigation into who sold the woman the scoop and why the “dealer” didn’t properly screen her to detect any criminal intent. And then, there’ll be Form 445648839, background checks, fingerprinting and a demand for “smart” ice cream scoop technology, new zoning laws, press conferences and Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi! Ahhhhhh! Be afraid. They’re coming November 4. Be very afraid! But VOTE! Who Loves Bungee Jumping? A 30-year-old dude in Wellington, New Zealand, whose name was not released by police, stood in line and paid his fee to bungee-jump from a mountainside platform into the Waikato River below. But when his turn came up, the bungee-jumpin’ staff refused to let him go because they felt he had “enjoyed too many adult beverages.” He argued with the staff, then apparently thinking he was hooked up and ready to rock, he suddenly blundered past them and leaped. It was about 150 feet down to the river’s surface. There was no boiiiing, no sudden jerk and no bouncin’ back up, just whap! right into the river. He was unconscious when pulled outta the water and flown to Taupo Hospital. However many drinks that dude had, it would take a lot more to get me to leap into orbit at the end of a rubber band. Illustration by Nick Petrosino |